This very funny Onion News Network video was not written or conceived by me, but I did write the headline that appears in the newscrawl at 0:30!
The video:
Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals
In case you missed it, the joke written by me: “Perverted FDA Official Advises Women to Eat Bananas More Slowly”
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